And why should we care about what Gunther--the latte serving, Rachel obsessing, character actor from Friends--has to say about "Mr. Right"? We shouldn't, but the fact that MoneyRies and I tipped this loser off to Gawker last week, not only making Hamilton Nolan--the lucky writer who picked up my tip (with no credit I will note; it's cool Hamilton, you'll get me next time;)--a cool couple thousand $ for his massive amount of page views, in turn made such an impression on the internet that even this widely recognizable actor--though only by his popular character on the aforementioned sitcom--feels he needs to voice his shock and awe at the loser-dom that consumes the life of this poor, poor "produca." This item is in itself my ultimate dream of being a bitch come alive before my very eyes.
Thank God I was given the gift of bearing witness to this mayhem while I still have my youth. I'm about one swirly away from really making a name for myself in this world of insecurities and cattiness, YESSSSS! Gunther, call me :)
Michael Tyler's take on Cash Flaunting Craisglister
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