Fat ASSSSSSSSS Kitty

I love, LOVE, love, LoVEEEEE fat cats. They are so adorable and gross and fluffy and lazy--kind of like ME! So this 44lb cat has obviously stolen my heart. If only my landlord would allow cats, or dogs, or bikes, or washing machines I would totally adopt this cat:( he's like the Eric Cartman of cats. KIIITTYYY!

Michelle at Best Week Ever has taken it upon herself to caption what fat ass kitty is thinking throughout a typical day and GOOD lord does she crack my shit up. Check it out here.

Merry CHRISTMAS Baby Faceless Kitty!

This is so gross, yet his face also kind of reminds me of an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top. But fo real, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This poor baby kitty was hit by a car as a kitten and stripped of his FACE in turn.

Now, I know it's cruel to put a living creature to death when it's perfectly capable of living. All God's creatures big and small right, right?!!? No. I'm sorry, come ONNNNNNNN! What USE is a kitty with no FACE! Their sole purpose in life is to be adorable. I do NOT want that fucking mutant near me. I'll take a hairless fetus of a cat ANY DAY over one missing it's face. PUT that shit to SLEEP!

I mean, bless his little faceless soul. Barf.

This beast also has a blog, because he's a freak, not a cat. Check it out here.