Jesus, Lord, The Heavens are CRASHING Down on me, LITERALLY! I knew it was too good to be true! I should have seen the signs! The tiny Psalms on the bags! The TEASE of incredibly inexpensive, trendy clothing for nothing more than...apparently...YOUR SOUL!
It has unfortunately come to my attention that my favorite, my baby, one of my oldest friends from college, my one stop shop for any occasion; birthday, funeral, New Years, job interview, or just plain old getting drunk, the one, the only, FOREVER 21 IS RUN BY CRAZY CHRISTIANS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HOW can I let this monthly splurge of hard earned dollars continue NOW knowing this information! The temptation for a quick fashion fix has been RIPPED from my fingers before my SINNING EYES!
What's a girl to do? Convert for the sake of being clad with fool proof faux designs? Or burn through my rent money in order to keep up in this CRAZY city??!
I think I'll be in Church this Sunday :(
$22.80--The Christians
$695--Catherine Malandrino
http://jezebel.com/355697/the-secretive-culty-christians-behind-forever-21
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