A GChat Convo with my dear pal Sara M. If you don't know Sara, picture pearls and a matching sweater and cardigan set. That's my girl:
Sent at 2:50 PM on Wednesday
Sara: i am reading the best book about LEZZZZBIANS
it's a love story
and there are SEXY PARTS
you are SUCH a LEZBIAN
whats it called
Sara: tipping the velvet
Sara: tipping the velvet
it takes place in victorian england so it's all swooning and ankle-showing
me: AHHAHAHHAHAHA
Sara: haha i know
apparently tipping the velvet is victorian slang for cunnilingus
me: AHHAHAHHAHAHA
omg
thats hilar
Sara: haha i know
apparently tipping the velvet is victorian slang for cunnilingus
me: even your lesbian porn books are buttoned up and prude
Sara: mmm
Sara's new status message - cristin: even your lesbian porn books are buttoned up and prude 4:29 PM
Sara: BITCH
Sara: mmm
HAHAHAHA
Sara's new status message - cristin: even your lesbian porn books are buttoned up and prude 4:29 PM
Sara: BITCH
1 comment:
"If fucking were a country - well, fuck me, you'd be its queen!"
Direct quote from my prudey little lezzzzzbian novel. Bet you wish you read cool books like me.
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