Tipping the Velvet Curtain

A GChat Convo with my dear pal Sara M. If you don't know Sara, picture pearls and a matching sweater and cardigan set. That's my girl:

Sent at 2:50 PM on Wednesday

Sara: i am reading the best book about LEZZZZBIANS

it's a love story

and there are SEXY PARTS

me: ahha

you are SUCH a LEZBIAN

whats it called

Sara: tipping the velvet

it takes place in victorian england so it's all swooning and ankle-showing


me: AHHAHAHHAHAHA

omg

thats hilar

Sara: haha i know
apparently tipping the velvet is victorian slang for cunnilingus

me: even your lesbian porn books are buttoned up and prude

Sara: mmm

HAHAHAHA

Sara's new status message - cristin: even your lesbian porn books are buttoned up and prude 4:29 PM

Sara: BITCH

Sex and the Attic

In honor of the hordes of narcissistic women who will be swilling down cosmos and galumphing their way to the movie theatre all month long--in too high high heels from Payless, buckling knees all a flurry--I'd like to present a more down to earth version of Sex and the City, if you will. It stars the O.G. of whining into your diary about men and shopping; before Carrie Bradshaw and Candace Bushnell and even before computers! It was a much simpler time then but, alas, even during these times the same problems of today would still arise for a single gal living her life in this crazy, mixed up world.

Courtesy of Pat Stango and Blaine Perry of "Don't Touch Me There" fame, I give you, you're true dating icon--Miss Anne Frank.

Be sure to note the Samantha character, she is so spot on! Oh and of course the Beauty of Pat and Blaine in drag ;)



via Don't Touch Me There.com