The Hipster Grifter--La Lohan's Competition for the Title of Craziest , Self-Loathing Biatch

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My New Boyfriend/Favorite Song

I know it's illegal to have this small child be my boyfriend but if I were 12 years old I'd probably love him from afar and never speak a word to him as I used to do to all of my elementary school crushes. He has secret genius appeal mixed with mystery and the dance moves of Edward Scissor Hands--all things that make for super stardom. My favorite part is when he creepily stares you down at the end--get out of my HEAD baby hipster! UFO UFO.



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