This Made My Day

God damn he's sexy.


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TV Recap: 30 Recap-Kidney Now! Season Finale

It's finale time! I had to do two recaps last night because the second half of the Real Housewives of NYC reunion aired on top of the season finale for 30 Rock, but my tired eyes couldn't handle it so Housewives will be up shortly. So to start here is the 30 Rock recap. Pretty funny and fulfilling episode, with MANY a celebrity cameo. Also, there was a M.A.S.H. inside joke that I didn't catch, read about that here on Videogum.

Happy Friday!

TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New York City-Unfashionably Late

Here is this weeks RHNY recap for CinemaBlend. I pulled it together this week and did a much better job I think. I stayed off the bottle and focused on the vapid characters at hand and voila! A decent recap is born. Also check out VideoGum's recap. I love the gif of Simon at the end, I WISH I could include pictures and gifs in my recaps but alas tis not allowed slash I'm too dumb to figure out how to make a gif. Anyway enjoy!

My New Boyfriend/Favorite Song

I know it's illegal to have this small child be my boyfriend but if I were 12 years old I'd probably love him from afar and never speak a word to him as I used to do to all of my elementary school crushes. He has secret genius appeal mixed with mystery and the dance moves of Edward Scissor Hands--all things that make for super stardom. My favorite part is when he creepily stares you down at the end--get out of my HEAD baby hipster! UFO UFO.



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WONDERFUL things from today

Your mom has been revealed! John Roberts is the man behind the frazzled red haired mom from Brooklyn parody who often agonizes over mom things like Christmas trees, phone calls, Mother's Day and her gay son. You can even see John's REAL mom in this interview with Fox News here, they don't really seem too similar but I believe she's probably more like herself when not in front of a camera.

Don't be surprised if you see that this little girl has gone missing in the next few days. I've developed a plan to steal her, keep her in my purse, and make her tell me stories involving crocodiles all the live long: Amelie Jr.

I'm still watching these freaking god damn adorable puppies. I CAN'T STOP!