Cute Things Falling Asleep

So as if there isn't already a blog for every possible hilarious, inane topic in the world, there is NOW a blog devoted ONLY to Cute Things Falling ASLEEP! HOW could I have let this gem of an idea pass me by! It's so obvious it's GENIUS! I mean we've all seen the occasional adorable puppy, baby or down-eared kitten falling asleep but have you ever seen a baby CHICK or Duck fall asleep?? GOOD GOD people these are the things Christmas MIRACLES are made of!

Please for the love of all things silly and adorable check out this clip of a baby chick falling asleep on what you later come to realize is a piece of toast. Wait until the end for the final installment. This clip has given me the strength to live just one more day.



Thanks Jen! via Cute Things Falling Asleep

WONDERFUL things from today

Your mom has been revealed! John Roberts is the man behind the frazzled red haired mom from Brooklyn parody who often agonizes over mom things like Christmas trees, phone calls, Mother's Day and her gay son. You can even see John's REAL mom in this interview with Fox News here, they don't really seem too similar but I believe she's probably more like herself when not in front of a camera.

Don't be surprised if you see that this little girl has gone missing in the next few days. I've developed a plan to steal her, keep her in my purse, and make her tell me stories involving crocodiles all the live long: Amelie Jr.

I'm still watching these freaking god damn adorable puppies. I CAN'T STOP!

And It's Done

I haven't posted too much on the election because I didn't want to sound too preachy, but now that it's over I think a Hallelujah is necessary. Last night's crushing victory was amazing. All day I was completely calm and thought it was in the bag until a few of my coworkers got me nervous, and when I went home and turned on Anderson Silver Fox Cooper it seemed those red states covered much more of the map than the blue for a while and I started to sweat. But miraculously, or not since Obama ran the best political campaign of all time, the blues started pouring in-- even Florida changed it's mind and for this I forgive you Florida. Walking the streets of Brooklyn last night, soaking up the cheer and unity, you could tell this was an historic election and I am very proud of America for making this long overdue turn of events finally happen. We should all go out and buy ourselves a new puppy for this. Thanks America, you did it!

Check out this article from Nora Ephron on The Huffington Post. I like Nora Ephorn a lot--although she was annoying me a bit with her unnecessary hatin' of Hillary during the Primaries--but letting bygones be bygones, this is a nice little article that sums up most people's experience during this election. Enjoy!

Exhale by Nora Ephron

"So we held our breath for twenty-two months, twenty-two months of an election that everyone claimed would bore us witless. The exact opposite turned out to be true: it was riveting.

It was difficult for the candidates who ran for office and for the operatives who masterminded the campaigns and for the journalists who reported on them, but it was also difficult for those of us who simply watched, night after night, clutching our remote controls, surfing the web, staying up till two in the morning manipulating the electoral college scenarios. We were hooked on Hardball and fell in love with Rachel Maddow. On Sundays we TiVo'd the political shows and spent most of the day watching them. Sometimes we even watched Fox -- that's how desperate and crazy we became. We were exhausted and exhilarated and we desperately believed that this was the most important election of all time and we would die of grief if Barack Obama didn't win, and to make sure he did win we held our breath.

We held our breath through the conventional wisdom:

Hillary was a done deal. Barack Obama would have to raise his energy level or else. The country would never elect someone so professorial. The Bradley effect was alive and well. Obama was Michael Dukakis all over again. The Reverend Wright was a catastrophic mistake. Michelle Obama was too angry. There would be an October surprise. Israel would bomb Iran. Osama bin Laden would make a videotape. There would be a dirty bomb in a suitcase. Those women from PUMA might matter. The vice-presidential candidate never makes a difference. Obama should have picked Hillary instead. A pitbull in lipstick. Lipstick on a pig. Obama should never have gone to Berlin. Obama should never have gone on vacation to Hawaii. Twemty-seven per cent of the American people thought he was a Muslim. The Republicans would rig the voting machines in Ohio. Everything depended on Pennsylvania. America would never elect a black president.

By the end of the summer we were drained, we were spent, we were maxed out. Then the economy crashed. At that point it was over, but we didn't know it: we continued to hold our breaths through the debates. But the country had made up its mind and the debates didn't matter at all.

Tonight, at eleven o'clock, the endless election ended. It was divine. It was amazing. It was (depending on what commentator you were watching) either "an" historic event, or "a" historic event. And we can breathe again."