TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New Jersey--Reunited and it Feels So... Parts One and Two

The final chapter in the first season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has ended. This Reunion was VERY strange, to say the least. From being shot in an "undisclosed location" near the railroad tracks to eyebrow lifts to death threats, these women are a whole new breed of housewife that I very much look forward to watching. You can read my recaps of both parts one and two on Cinemablend, but I think the biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK did Danielle try to do to Dina?? I know today is an ode to MJ but somebody PLEASE investigate this!

Tv Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season Finale, The Last Supper

Late in linking to this recap but everyone should make sure they see this episode and the reunion special which airs on Tuesday. This shit was out of control. I'm 100% convinced after seeing this that Caroline inherited the role as mob boss after her father was knocked off. She's just too comfortable in the leadership role and Dina looks too scared of her. If Danielle goes missing soon you know who to turn to. You can find my recap here and below are a few clips for fun. Notice the Sopranos tone and images of the NJ Parkway. So ridic.

TV Recap: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey - Not One of Us

Last week on RHNJ we got to learn a little bit more about the strange frenemy relationship between Dina and Danielle and the previews for this week led us to believe we'd finally learn who these mysterious rumors are about and what they are about. Though we do get a taste of some dirt there still seems to be a lot to uncover and I have a feeling Bravo is going to keep us hanging for a while. But here's one dream that I can crush for you early in, Gia did NOT get the lead role in the movie starring along side THE ROCK DUANE JOHNSON! Noooooooo! Read the entire recap here on Cinemablend.