TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New Jersey--Reunited and it Feels So... Parts One and Two

The final chapter in the first season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has ended. This Reunion was VERY strange, to say the least. From being shot in an "undisclosed location" near the railroad tracks to eyebrow lifts to death threats, these women are a whole new breed of housewife that I very much look forward to watching. You can read my recaps of both parts one and two on Cinemablend, but I think the biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK did Danielle try to do to Dina?? I know today is an ode to MJ but somebody PLEASE investigate this!

Tv Recap: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season Finale, The Last Supper

Late in linking to this recap but everyone should make sure they see this episode and the reunion special which airs on Tuesday. This shit was out of control. I'm 100% convinced after seeing this that Caroline inherited the role as mob boss after her father was knocked off. She's just too comfortable in the leadership role and Dina looks too scared of her. If Danielle goes missing soon you know who to turn to. You can find my recap here and below are a few clips for fun. Notice the Sopranos tone and images of the NJ Parkway. So ridic.

TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New Jersey-Red & Black and Read All Over

I'm a day late on posting this to my blog (I'm sure all three of you were worried SICK!) but HERE it is. Let me tell you, this episode was a DOOZY, but it's all just build up to the day Teresa flips the table. THAT will be amazing. Also if you haven't been paying attention to the gossip going on about Danielle and her shady past, read UP! This poor, mess of a woman is just asking to get killed. I hope that face of hers actually is removable because she's going to need to find a new identity very soon.

TV Recap: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey - Not One of Us

Last week on RHNJ we got to learn a little bit more about the strange frenemy relationship between Dina and Danielle and the previews for this week led us to believe we'd finally learn who these mysterious rumors are about and what they are about. Though we do get a taste of some dirt there still seems to be a lot to uncover and I have a feeling Bravo is going to keep us hanging for a while. But here's one dream that I can crush for you early in, Gia did NOT get the lead role in the movie starring along side THE ROCK DUANE JOHNSON! Noooooooo! Read the entire recap here on Cinemablend.

Garden State

I forgot to upload my second half the the RHNY reunion special last week so before we get into the new season of women who need to kill themselves, take a look at everything that happened in the second half of the reunion. NOW for New Jersey. I wasn't sure I'd like this season at first because I felt it might hit too close to home, but I forgot how often I would encounter Italian Jersey women when living in NJ and how often I would make fun of them in my free time anyway so being able to keep tabs on them on a weekly basis reminds me of what life could be like if I don't watch out. But hey, as bad as these woman are, it's no "Jersey Shore Unleashed" (which btw I still need to start taping). Check out the recap of the second episode of RHNJ with a mini-recap of the premiere episode included as well. And rememba, dees families are as thick as thieves. You don't mess wit der family!