Fux Tape

Here is the last edition (for now) of the A Dam Fine Man mux tape. This last installment has a somewhat sexier-time feel dubbing it the Fux Tape. The Fineman shall take it from here, enjoy!


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I was recently sorting through my mp3 collection looking for future muxtape-worthy songs, and I kept getting caught up by stray mp3s that didnt seem to fit into any conceivable music mix. Then it dawned on me that all these random mp3s had one thing in common, the ability to stimulate the loins. And with this revelation we have the first and last Fuxtape. All these songs are NSFW due to the increased likelihood of you wanting to dry hump while listening to them. It must be said that these songs were just floating around on my computer and I didn't download them for this express purpose; I understand that much better baby-making music mixes can be assembled (so go make one, you dick).

-This Adina Howard song's awesome chorus samples Bootsy Collin's song "I'd Rather Be With You", and also goes on for way too long.

-Even I have this fucking Boyz II Men song on my computer. Probably the one song on here that you need to have on a mix like this. "throw your clothes! on the floor! ima gonna take my clothes off too" is the best line of all time in any song ever. Shit reminds me of bar mitzvah slow dancing, and I hate it all the more for it.

-Ladies and gentleman, may I reacquaint you with H-Town's Knockin Da Boots. You guys used to be tight back in the day right? I feel like this song could score a Wesley Snipes love-making scene ala Money Train.

-Shake You Down features some terrible fake ass synth harmonica with pitch bendies. Just terrible. But yet here we are, enjoying this song.

-Cut the shit. This Janet Jackson song is still amazing. This fucking thing would be a hit if it came out today. Janet Jackson was at the peak of her bone-ability when this fucker dropped in 1993.

-I really wanted to put Ginuwine's "Pony" on this mix, but apparently the ending of that song has like 45 seconds of skit attached to it, and fucking muxtape wont play cropped mp3s. "So Anxious" is actually better for the purpose of pro-creating, so I guess it's a blessing in disguise. Fucking Ginuwine.

-This Isley Brothers staple was sampled by Biggy for one of his most beloved songs, "Big Poppa". But this slow jam is the jam in its original form too.

-Speaking of that tubby, deceased wordsmith Biggy, here we have a young R. Kelly helping him convey that the chivalry is over, time to fuck! Such a beautiful sentiment and so subtly executed. "I'm fucking you tonight". Whatever does he mean?

-"Too Close" makes me want to dance, and that is a rare thing. Fuck this shit is tight. A song about boners, bestill my heart.

-Keith Sweat's "Twisted" gets me everytime. If you haven't heard this song in awhile you are in for a treat. Except for the rap section, which blows hard.

-This LL Cool J track isn't really baby-making music, but I prefer it over "Doin' It" anyday. Total really make this song resonate with me.

Enjoy!

-Adam

A Dam Fine Man's Mux, V

The 5th installment of the Fineman Mux. Enjoy!

This week's mix features 3 songs with female lead singers, this is notable because I used to hate female singers, but look at me now!! A reformed musical misogynist.

-This lead off track is the best song that Phoenix has made that isn't "Too Young", that song can never be topped but this comes close.

-Kylie Minogue, eat your heart out, says Sophie Ellis-Bextor with this wondiferous slice of Euro pop. Strictly 4 my niggaz (and by "niggaz" I mean female listeners).

-Ahhh sweet, sweet Down Bottom. This is one of my favorite beats ever, a Swizz Beatz classic originally gifted to Drag-On who was nice enough to let Juvenile in on the fun. Here, Royce da 5'9" murders the beat in a new way with lines like, "I'm in love with my pistol, but I love your bitch too, I just don't love mine". Hilarious. The Washington Wizards play an instrumental version of this beat after every home win, which is for the best since the original track's chorus goes "do yall fuck them til they cum? damn right we make them cum!".

-I dare you not to rock your head to the first 30 seconds of "Black Cat". I fucking dare you. Granted, the pizzicato violin breakdown section is a little harder to groove to, but just try.

-Da Art of Storytellin is probably my favorite Outkast song. Awesome beat, fantastic opening verse from Big Boi, but the real killer here is Andre. It must be really frustrating for Big Boi, I mean he is an amazing MC but looks like shit compared to Andre 3000 on most of their tracks. Andre's verse is one of the best I have ever heard, the way he rides the beat is transcendant and his lyrics are heartbreaking. I recently learned that this song exists in a different version in which there is a 3rd guest verse from Slick Rick, but I went with the Outkast only one for ya'll.

-This Supremes song is off their Sam Cooke tribute album "We Remember Sam Cooke", which was released shortly after Senor Cooke was sketchily shot to death back in December 1964. Sam Cooke's version is obviously better than this one being that Sam Cooke is the best soul singer ever, and Lou Rawls' uncredited response vocals in the chorus can't be matched. I tried to get this Supremes album but shit is out of print and woulda cost $90 on ebay in vinyl form, but thanks to my boy Frank and the power of internet piracy I proudly present to you this rarity.

-I am quite prone to using hyperbole when describing music that moves me, but I am gravely serious when I say that this Ted Leo song is one of the best indie rock songs ever. If you don't like part or all of this song we can't be friends and you are an asshole. I am sorry you had to find out this way.

-Regulate. The smoothest rap song of all time. How could it possibly be topped? By making a remix of the song with an even SMOOTHER beat is how! I didn't believe it could be done, I mean the original sampled Yacht Rock icon Michael McDonald for fuck's sake! The bass work on this superior remix is key.

-This Yes song from their debut is pretty good, nothing great I know, but for some reason the last 43 seconds really pump my nads. So fantastically chill is this outro, i wish it didnt fade out so soon.

-And finally, this live version of Everything Counts from the Pasadena Rose Bowl circa 1988, what with the acappella fan send off at the end, is the stuff all live albums should be made of.

Sorry so long. It just happened

adam