Fux Tape

Here is the last edition (for now) of the A Dam Fine Man mux tape. This last installment has a somewhat sexier-time feel dubbing it the Fux Tape. The Fineman shall take it from here, enjoy!


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I was recently sorting through my mp3 collection looking for future muxtape-worthy songs, and I kept getting caught up by stray mp3s that didnt seem to fit into any conceivable music mix. Then it dawned on me that all these random mp3s had one thing in common, the ability to stimulate the loins. And with this revelation we have the first and last Fuxtape. All these songs are NSFW due to the increased likelihood of you wanting to dry hump while listening to them. It must be said that these songs were just floating around on my computer and I didn't download them for this express purpose; I understand that much better baby-making music mixes can be assembled (so go make one, you dick).

-This Adina Howard song's awesome chorus samples Bootsy Collin's song "I'd Rather Be With You", and also goes on for way too long.

-Even I have this fucking Boyz II Men song on my computer. Probably the one song on here that you need to have on a mix like this. "throw your clothes! on the floor! ima gonna take my clothes off too" is the best line of all time in any song ever. Shit reminds me of bar mitzvah slow dancing, and I hate it all the more for it.

-Ladies and gentleman, may I reacquaint you with H-Town's Knockin Da Boots. You guys used to be tight back in the day right? I feel like this song could score a Wesley Snipes love-making scene ala Money Train.

-Shake You Down features some terrible fake ass synth harmonica with pitch bendies. Just terrible. But yet here we are, enjoying this song.

-Cut the shit. This Janet Jackson song is still amazing. This fucking thing would be a hit if it came out today. Janet Jackson was at the peak of her bone-ability when this fucker dropped in 1993.

-I really wanted to put Ginuwine's "Pony" on this mix, but apparently the ending of that song has like 45 seconds of skit attached to it, and fucking muxtape wont play cropped mp3s. "So Anxious" is actually better for the purpose of pro-creating, so I guess it's a blessing in disguise. Fucking Ginuwine.

-This Isley Brothers staple was sampled by Biggy for one of his most beloved songs, "Big Poppa". But this slow jam is the jam in its original form too.

-Speaking of that tubby, deceased wordsmith Biggy, here we have a young R. Kelly helping him convey that the chivalry is over, time to fuck! Such a beautiful sentiment and so subtly executed. "I'm fucking you tonight". Whatever does he mean?

-"Too Close" makes me want to dance, and that is a rare thing. Fuck this shit is tight. A song about boners, bestill my heart.

-Keith Sweat's "Twisted" gets me everytime. If you haven't heard this song in awhile you are in for a treat. Except for the rap section, which blows hard.

-This LL Cool J track isn't really baby-making music, but I prefer it over "Doin' It" anyday. Total really make this song resonate with me.

Enjoy!

-Adam