Garden State

I forgot to upload my second half the the RHNY reunion special last week so before we get into the new season of women who need to kill themselves, take a look at everything that happened in the second half of the reunion. NOW for New Jersey. I wasn't sure I'd like this season at first because I felt it might hit too close to home, but I forgot how often I would encounter Italian Jersey women when living in NJ and how often I would make fun of them in my free time anyway so being able to keep tabs on them on a weekly basis reminds me of what life could be like if I don't watch out. But hey, as bad as these woman are, it's no "Jersey Shore Unleashed" (which btw I still need to start taping). Check out the recap of the second episode of RHNJ with a mini-recap of the premiere episode included as well. And rememba, dees families are as thick as thieves. You don't mess wit der family!

The Real Housewives of New York City-The Reunion, Part One

The moment we've all been waiting for is finally here. Ahhh yes, the reunion. The culmination of reality television that we wait all season long for. The show itself is just meant to waste time between reunions, where the real action happens. This is where we get to see these vapid creatures in action! Clawing at each other till each goes home and dies just a little bit more after piling on scoops of self-pity into the bowl of delusion they already live in. This... Is... SPARTA!
Read the entire recap here and stay tuned for part two!

TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New York City-The Finale Feuds

The Finale is here, the finale is here! This is bittersweet for me as I hate to see the wives go but I am also VERY excited to see what the reunion will bring, as well as the new wives from NJ. The future holds so many opportunities it's blinding me with trashy dreams! But first we must dissect this final episode, so we begin at the beginning... Check out the full recap on Cinema Blend and be sure to check back for the reunion and the start of the New Jersey Wives!

TV Recap: The Real Housewives of New York City-Van Kempen's House Party

Here's this weeks recap of The Housewives. The countdown to NJ is starting so enjoy NY while you can! This week on The Real Housewives of NYC we get to see round two of the infamous Kelly vs. Bethenny face off. I was REALLY hoping that this week one of them would actually rip the others face off but alas, maybe next time. We also get to see the finished renovation of the Beales'... I mean the Van Kempen's Brooklyn brownstone. Ramona gets her old lady skin removed and the Countess is slowly but surely seeing the crazy that lies within Kelly.

Read the entire recap here.

The Real Housewives of NY Recap: Working Hard(ly) for the Money

Last night I did my first recap of RHNY. Last night's episode was, unfortunately, kind of boring, so the post is pretty uninspired. It's littered with typos because by the time I finished I was too tired to keep my eyes open. But NEVERTHELESS here it is! Don't judge me.

I'm BACK Baby!

I know I've basically abandoned this blog for the past couple of months, and I do apologize to all three of my readers for that but it needed to be done. Blogging was starting to annoy me and I felt like I was talking to myself so I had some "what's the point?" moments going on. Although I realize I'm probably still talking to myself I'm going to try to update again on a semi-regular basis (we'll see how that goes).

I also started recapping some shows for Cinema Blend which I will be linking to every now and then. For now it will be recaps of 30 Rock and The Real Housewives of NY. I'm also toying with the idea of bringing back The Hills recaps, but that MTV contest left me bitter and sour so I still have to think about that one.

But for now you can check out my first 30 Rock recap on Cinema Blend. I hope to be able to really get into the Housewives ones as reality TV can be much more fun to recap since the subjects are just BEGGING to be made fun of. Well scripted TV doesn't leave much room for your own jokes, but it's still fun!

So that's all for now, hope to be back soon!

Love,
Jill Zarin

Real Housewives of NYC Reunion--Reactions and Reference

cristinly (5:16:00 PM): did you watch the real housewives reunion?

cristinly (5:16:03 PM): it was amazing

berfa421 (5:17:25 PM): no

berfa421 (5:17:30 PM): i missed that shit

cristinly (5:17:36 PM): http://jezebel.com/383279/real-housewives-reunion-ramona-are-you-a-moar+rawn

cristinly (5:17:48 PM): Ramona was OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOLLLLL

cristinly (5:17:55 PM): and they picked on Alex and Simon SOO much

berfa421 (5:18:05 PM): becauuse they are horrible people

cristinly (5:18:12 PM): basically

cristinly (5:18:22 PM): i dont think theyre HORRIBLE people per se

cristinly (5:18:27 PM): theyre just trying SOOO hard

cristinly (5:18:29 PM): to be SOMEBODY

cristinly (5:18:34 PM): and its disgustingly obvious

cristinly (5:18:41 PM): i think Ramona is actually a horrible person

berfa421 (5:18:43 PM): i mean

berfa421 (5:18:46 PM): they dont eat babies

berfa421 (5:18:51 PM): but they eximplify

cristinly (5:18:53 PM): and theyre not rude people

berfa421 (5:18:59 PM): the asskissing famewhoere

berfa421 (5:19:00 PM): s

cristinly (5:19:03 PM): theyre kind hearted but yeah

berfa421 (5:19:06 PM): or society

cristinly (5:19:10 PM): they're just are DYING to be noticed

berfa421 (5:20:27 PM): what kind of top is jill wearing

cristinly (5:20:30 PM): http://jezebel.com/383254/real-housewives-reunion-alex-mccord-husband-cant-keep-story-straight-on-nude-photos

cristinly (5:20:34 PM): ahah it says TEAM JILL

cristinly (5:20:40 PM): you can buy them at Bravo.com apparently

berfa421 (5:20:40 PM): oh

berfa421 (5:20:44 PM): ramona

berfa421 (5:20:49 PM): is so brittle and shrill

cristinly (5:20:54 PM): omg shes THE WORST

berfa421 (5:20:54 PM): its painful

cristinly (5:21:00 PM): she should just be taken outback and shot

cristinly (5:21:12 PM): i would take alex and simon ANY day over her

berfa421 (5:21:15 PM): watching her hurts

cristinly (5:21:27 PM): she lied SO many times in this show

cristinly (5:21:33 PM): and then played the innocent card every time

cristinly (5:21:36 PM): blaming everyone else

berfa421 (5:21:40 PM): jill is counting back from 10 so hard core

berfa421 (5:21:49 PM): she wants to punch her in the face

cristinly (5:22:14 PM): ahhaha i know

berfa421 (5:22:24 PM): her long island is like

berfa421 (5:22:30 PM): bitch im gonna kick your ass

cristinly (5:22:35 PM): ahahah totally

berfa421 (5:22:55 PM): omg

berfa421 (5:23:00 PM): ramona is horrible

berfa421 (5:23:04 PM): where is she from

cristinly (5:23:20 PM): ahahhaha

cristinly (5:23:22 PM): i dunno

cristinly (5:23:34 PM): omg and Alex kept quoting famous authors and shit

cristinly (5:23:39 PM): and regarding the nude pics

cristinly (5:23:47 PM): she kept saying it was ALLL "Much Ado about Nothing"

cristinly (5:23:51 PM): like 6 times she said that

cristinly (5:24:01 PM): like shut the fuck up you're not shakespeare

cristinly (5:24:04 PM): his hair was better

berfa421 (5:24:38 PM): who is this man hosting

cristinly (5:24:42 PM): no idea

berfa421 (5:24:50 PM): i like how they are trashing ramona's povo house

cristinly (5:25:06 PM): ramona's?

cristinly (5:25:10 PM): Alex's

berfa421 (5:25:14 PM): alex

berfa421 (5:25:14 PM): sorry

cristinly (5:25:16 PM): ahahah

cristinly (5:25:18 PM): yeah totally

cristinly (5:25:20 PM): so rude

cristinly (5:25:21 PM): ahahahah

berfa421 (5:25:32 PM): bethany is hilarious

berfa421 (5:25:45 PM): these women are amazing

berfa421 (5:25:47 PM): hahaha

berfa421 (5:25:55 PM): romana just ran away

berfa421 (5:25:57 PM): hahahaha

berfa421 (5:26:00 PM): hahahahhahahahahhhahahah

berfa421 (5:26:01 PM): omg

berfa421 (5:26:06 PM): she is fucking crazy

berfa421 (5:26:07 PM): also

cristinly (5:26:11 PM): i know I KNOW

cristinly (5:26:15 PM): and how she gets up

berfa421 (5:26:18 PM): she blinks very infrequently

cristinly (5:26:19 PM): legs spread WIDE open

cristinly (5:26:25 PM): her eyes are so crazy

berfa421 (5:26:42 PM): i love how its the real housewives

berfa421 (5:26:49 PM): and simon is on the panel

cristinly (5:26:51 PM): i know

cristinly (5:26:57 PM): he was only there for like 10 minutes

berfa421 (5:26:59 PM): also

berfa421 (5:27:00 PM): again

cristinly (5:27:01 PM): but you know when this came up

berfa421 (5:27:06 PM): these nude photos

cristinly (5:27:07 PM): they were trolling craigslist

berfa421 (5:27:12 PM): yesh

berfa421 (5:27:14 PM): YES!

berfa421 (5:27:16 PM): skanks

cristinly (5:27:19 PM): and he was like OOOH maybe I cant be a MALE housewife

cristinly (5:27:20 PM): hahahah

berfa421 (5:27:22 PM): PLEASE when will season 2 begin

cristinly (5:27:27 PM): better be soon

cristinly (5:27:31 PM): cuz this season was SO short

cristinly (5:27:40 PM): Orange County is gonna be borefest compared to this

berfa421 (5:27:42 PM): now that thier hatred is so out in the open

berfa421 (5:27:44 PM): i know

berfa421 (5:27:49 PM): i think they kept it short

berfa421 (5:27:55 PM): not know if people would like it

berfa421 (5:27:58 PM): but
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berfa421 (5:28:01 PM): his is gold

cristinly (5:28:05 PM): its my dream come true

berfa421 (5:28:06 PM): reality trash GOLD