Garden State

I forgot to upload my second half the the RHNY reunion special last week so before we get into the new season of women who need to kill themselves, take a look at everything that happened in the second half of the reunion. NOW for New Jersey. I wasn't sure I'd like this season at first because I felt it might hit too close to home, but I forgot how often I would encounter Italian Jersey women when living in NJ and how often I would make fun of them in my free time anyway so being able to keep tabs on them on a weekly basis reminds me of what life could be like if I don't watch out. But hey, as bad as these woman are, it's no "Jersey Shore Unleashed" (which btw I still need to start taping). Check out the recap of the second episode of RHNJ with a mini-recap of the premiere episode included as well. And rememba, dees families are as thick as thieves. You don't mess wit der family!

Why Do You Like The Jersey Shore? "The Juice Heads Of Course!"

Being a girl born in the land of the NJ (FYI never call me a Jersey Girl unless you feel like spending the afternoon pulling my fist out of your lower abdomen), I feel it is my duty to expose the guidocity that has become most of the Jersey shore and let others know that IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!!!! But until that day comes, I will continue to relish in the hilarity that are the NJ Benny's and thank God every day that my upbringing did not sway the way of hair gel and Jaeger bombs.

This video, titled "Douchebag Beach"--which btw, is the best title ever --digs deeper into the soul of the Jersey shore. I must say, it's ALMOST as good as the MTV True Life: I Have A Summer Share. Almost because it's only six minutes of douchebaggery when the MTV special is a whopping 40 minutes of pure cheezebaawl dripping bliss.

But take a look at this hot mess and as you listen to the whimsical tales of clubbin on crutches, choreographed routines atop tables and chairs, philandering, and meat head stealing bitches and hoes, ask yourself--Why do YOU like the Jersey Shore? Also never forget, ya gotta be smilin, ya gotta be dancin , ya gotta be SHAKIN THAT ASS!

UPDATE: Apparently the Douchebag Beach video was taken down but I have found the same video filed under "Guido Beach" instead. Please enjoy Guido Beach

It Has Arrived

The day has finally come. The WOOOOAAAHHH! REMIX is DONE and ready to be shared with the world! WOOOOOAAAHHHHH!

In honor of all the Staten Island/Belmar guidos that recently found themselves shamed from returning to the beauty that is the NJ shore, my dearest pals took to remixing the famed D'jais guido video titled "Wooooooaaahhh!" while we vacationed at my parents Pt. Pleasant bungalow a few weekends ago.

Unfortunately we did not have time to actually make it to D'jais but a few prank phone calls inquiring on the jaeger bomb specials for the night, three viewings of MTV True Life: The Shore, a trip to BAR A (almost as bad) with beer chugging and tricycle riding--jose cuervo gear was dispersed as well, and a few MILLION jokes about the original "WOOOOOAH" resulted in the following masterpiece.

If you've never caught the original "WOOOAAAH" video be sure to view it before watching the remix. You can also take another look at the trailer here.

Now, without further ado, I bring you "WOOOOAHHH! (THE REMIXXXX!)." And, yes, you are welcome.

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