SAVE THE YOUTHS!

A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, recently shared with me a list of names that her preggers friend is considering for her unborn child. The list is, to say the least, out of control. Please see the list below and my interpretation of each name. NOTE: the child is a male, please keep this in mind.

RILEY: see video

HARLEY

REGAN

OR

JACKSON obvis

RYLAN yes, your son will become a 15 year old MySpace whore

LUCA

BAILEY

MADDOX

BLAZE check out that sweet tat!

MASON

PRINCE duh

DAKOTA

OR

DYLAN a girl can dream I suppose

PHOENIX

SKYLAR

ROCCO

Here comes my FAVE!

JERZY will his last name be dirty too?

NIKO

ZIKO REALLY?!?!

HARPER

HAWK umm, do I even NEED to give a picture for this? I will anyway.

JULIAN

CONNOR

Actually that was just the first image to pop up on Google when I searched for Connor and I thought it was hilarious. HERE'S what really pops into my head for this name:

AVERY

PEYTON

OR I think of my friend Cecile's little girl who is just the MOST adorable EVER

HAYDEN

JAYDEN

JAKE



I know it's tough to pick a baby name these days and everyone has an opinion on the name, and that's why people usually keep it a secret until the baby is born because some douche is going to tell you not to name your kid Marvin because they once knew a Marvin who was a real idiot so that OBVIOUSLY means your baby will grow up to become an alcoholic tranny prostitute with a zebra head too. BUT fo serious people, some of the names I hear these days sound like they were chosen in the midst of a root canal. For the sake of humanity and for not having to shun oursleves from the Europeans out of humiliation, PLEASE, PLEASE try putting some serious thought into the name of your child. They WILL have to live with it for the rest of their lives so not to putting them in an awkward situation right from the moment they exit the womb would be a wonderful first birthday gift. They'll thank you later for it.

All My Best,
Regina Fallangi

He Was Asking For It

This is probably the creepiest PSA I've ever seen. What perv thought of this and actually forced a young child to act in it? That is abusive in itself.

Best Parts:
1. "I've got a special Job For you!" a job that begins with the letter B!
2. The Spilling of the paint "Ohh WOOOOPPS!"
3. The slow motion hand movements during the alleged "abuse" (how big is this kid's peen?)
4. The hot and sweaty strip tease

Somebody please find the director and have them arrested before we have to witness televised abuse of this nature again.

Words of advice, never trust ANYONE with the last name McGregor

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