RILEY: see video
HARLEY
REGAN
OR
JACKSON obvis
RYLAN yes, your son will become a 15 year old MySpace whore
LUCA
BAILEY
MADDOX
BLAZE check out that sweet tat!
MASON
PRINCE duh
DAKOTA
OR
DYLAN a girl can dream I suppose
PHOENIX
SKYLAR
ROCCO
Here comes my FAVE!
JERZY will his last name be dirty too?
NIKO
ZIKO REALLY?!?!
HARPER
HAWK umm, do I even NEED to give a picture for this? I will anyway.
JULIAN
CONNOR
Actually that was just the first image to pop up on Google when I searched for Connor and I thought it was hilarious. HERE'S what really pops into my head for this name:
AVERY
PEYTON
OR I think of my friend Cecile's little girl who is just the MOST adorable EVER
HAYDEN
JAYDEN
JAKE
I know it's tough to pick a baby name these days and everyone has an opinion on the name, and that's why people usually keep it a secret until the baby is born because some douche is going to tell you not to name your kid Marvin because they once knew a Marvin who was a real idiot so that OBVIOUSLY means your baby will grow up to become an alcoholic tranny prostitute with a zebra head too. BUT fo serious people, some of the names I hear these days sound like they were chosen in the midst of a root canal. For the sake of humanity and for not having to shun oursleves from the Europeans out of humiliation, PLEASE, PLEASE try putting some serious thought into the name of your child. They WILL have to live with it for the rest of their lives so not to putting them in an awkward situation right from the moment they exit the womb would be a wonderful first birthday gift. They'll thank you later for it.
All My Best,
Regina Fallangi
3 comments:
Rylan? RYLAN??
It's like...YES, you've waited THIRTY-FIVE YEARS to have a baby of your very own, and therefore sunshine will spew forth from its poo-soaked diapers...but SERIOUSLY...do you need some ridiculous cutesy name like RYLAN to announce to the world that you and your baby are the most special beings in the universe? RYLAN?!? xoxo
I always wanted to name my kid John or Sarah but have it spelled #@$#345ES. I think it would make his / her first day of school very special indeed.
I am going to name my child Vag. Can you post a picture for that one too? He will be a very special boy. I am naming him after the place he once came.
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