Franklin showed me these special dolls crocheted by a young lady with quite the WHIMSICAL imagination. Reginald The Balding Lion is described as :
"a rare breed of dwarf lion that tends to suffer from pattern baldness. he attempts to comb his soft mane over to hide it. he has incredibly soft chest and armpit hair and nipples. not only is he incredibly handsome and manly, but he is very scary, as you can well see with your own eyes. he loves to hang out on his recliner and watch football. his team is manchester united and he is somewhat of a hooligan, truth be told. he made a small fortune as a professional bowler, and swears that the movie kingpin is based on him. he has a gambling problem and will bet on just about anything. he considers his bookie to be one of his closest friends, as well as his worst enemy. he adores sammy davis junior and considers himself to be just as good of a performer as sammy. he is afraid of spiders and lives on fluffernutter sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
Reg is now living with a nice man in london who puts up with his bad behavior. bless his heart. "
This girl makes HUNDREDS of these "special" little creatures. I also believe that at least one or two may be based off of Liv Tyler, she's quite the tar-tar herself. Take a gander and pic your favorite!
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