Showing posts with label Retarded. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retarded. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

It Has Arrived


The day has finally come. The WOOOOAAAHHH! REMIX is DONE and ready to be shared with the world! WOOOOOAAAHHHHH!

In honor of all the Staten Island/Belmar guidos that recently found themselves shamed from returning to the beauty that is the NJ shore, my dearest pals took to remixing the famed D'jais guido video titled "Wooooooaaahhh!" while we vacationed at my parents Pt. Pleasant bungalow a few weekends ago.

Unfortunately we did not have time to actually make it to D'jais but a few prank phone calls inquiring on the jaeger bomb specials for the night, three viewings of MTV True Life: The Shore, a trip to BAR A (almost as bad) with beer chugging and tricycle riding--jose cuervo gear was dispersed as well, and a few MILLION jokes about the original "WOOOOOAH" resulted in the following masterpiece.

If you've never caught the original "WOOOAAAH" video be sure to view it before watching the remix. You can also take another look at the trailer here.

Now, without further ado, I bring you "WOOOOAHHH! (THE REMIXXXX!)." And, yes, you are welcome.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

OOH the early 90's

"Mmm Jeremy Jordan, all right"--Donna Martin, BH90210

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

This Week on "The Hills"

Justin Bobby returned in the form of James Franco in a skanky wig. I love The Hills for it's retardedness and I love James Franco for his sexiness, so the two combined is a mess of sexy retardation. I love it. James really puts his all into this rendition of the beloved JB, BJ? His burping, cursing, deep thoughts all scream Justin Bobby! Mila Kunis on the other hand just has too much personality to play an accurate portrayal of Audrina. She's missing that blank stare that says "my eyes are open, but I'm dead inside." I can't wait till next week's episode, maybe Spencer in Heidi will even get in on the act.