Why Do You Like The Jersey Shore? "The Juice Heads Of Course!"

Being a girl born in the land of the NJ (FYI never call me a Jersey Girl unless you feel like spending the afternoon pulling my fist out of your lower abdomen), I feel it is my duty to expose the guidocity that has become most of the Jersey shore and let others know that IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!!!! But until that day comes, I will continue to relish in the hilarity that are the NJ Benny's and thank God every day that my upbringing did not sway the way of hair gel and Jaeger bombs.

This video, titled "Douchebag Beach"--which btw, is the best title ever --digs deeper into the soul of the Jersey shore. I must say, it's ALMOST as good as the MTV True Life: I Have A Summer Share. Almost because it's only six minutes of douchebaggery when the MTV special is a whopping 40 minutes of pure cheezebaawl dripping bliss.

But take a look at this hot mess and as you listen to the whimsical tales of clubbin on crutches, choreographed routines atop tables and chairs, philandering, and meat head stealing bitches and hoes, ask yourself--Why do YOU like the Jersey Shore? Also never forget, ya gotta be smilin, ya gotta be dancin , ya gotta be SHAKIN THAT ASS!

UPDATE: Apparently the Douchebag Beach video was taken down but I have found the same video filed under "Guido Beach" instead. Please enjoy Guido Beach