Madonna! Madonna!

So I feel like I'm surrounded by Madonna these days. All the A-Rod hoopla and the divorce rumors (confirmed yet?), and I just started reading the the tell all book written by her bitter yet awe inspired gay brother/personal assistant/choreographer/set designer/dancer/model/kinderrgarrrten teachherr, Christopher Ciccone, this morning which is so far AWESOME.

So while trolling the internet for porn and drugs, the usual, I stumbled upon a NEW Madonna video for her single "Give It 2 Me" from her latest album Hard Candy. This video is HOTTTTTTTTTTT. The video itself isn't SO different from past videos she's done where she just dances around in sexy 80's dance wear and fedoras but the bitch looks AMAZING. Their is also a Pharrell cameo which means he helped produce the song I suppose.

I enjoy Pharrell but there is something that bothers me about Madonna clinging onto these new pop stars (JT, Britney etc.) in order to "keep with it" or something. Madonna don't need those fools! She's F-ing MADONNA! Queen of POP! They need HER if anything. And they are just dumbing her shit down. That last JT and Madonna song "4 minutes" TERRIBLE. Made me want to die. The one part in "Give It 2 Me" that makes me cringe is the "Get Stoopid, Get Stoopid, Get Stoopd, Don't Stop" part. It's just, uhh, stupid? It reeks of Pharrell and I kind of hate when Madonna tries to rap, it's very uncomfortable. But as a hot 50 year old who looks 30, still pumping out awesome pop jams in stilettos and fishnets, Madonna cannot be beat.

Check out the "Give It 2 Me" video here and TRY to deny her awesomeness. Madonna you're my girl and I believe every word of what your brother says about you--it just makes me envy you more :)

Madonna "Give it 2 me"
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I Hate Stupid Boys

FHM released their top 100 sexist women list today. THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting all YEAR for this!!!!!!!!!! Kill me. ANYWAY, so the top 10 are pretty lame I must say. Megan Fox of Transformers fame topped the list at #1. She's hot in that white trash whore sort of way I suppose but #1? paalleasseeeee.

Other's in the top 10 include Jessica Alba who I am SOOO over and was actually never under (shut it). I never saw the big deal with her. She's cute but nothing about her is striking to me. And besides she has genital Herpes, hotness automatically revoked.
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Another disappointment was the inclusion of Hayden Pantyhoseiere. To me, when guys think that she's hot, it's almost like pedophilia. She looks like a child. A cute child but not a GORGEOUS child even. Her face is mehh, kinda dumb. SORRY!

Hillary Duff managed to make it to #8 beating out both Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie. THIS makes me think, "wtf is wrong with these men?" Don't get me wrong, she's looking pretty cute these days with her new teeth but she still has that manish frame and she is NO Angelina. Let's get real here. Lindsay Lohan must be dying inside since she only made it to #41, losing even to Britney Spears at #31. Just goes to show you no matter how crazy or fat Britney gets Lindsay will never surpass her. Even Britney's secret lesbian side is more intriguing than Lindsay's. I love how they used this anorexic, side boob pic of Lindsay too. SUPER flattering.



Britney's moving up though apparently. She was at #54 last year so moving up 20 spots or so is a decent improvement I'd say. Must be a lot of guys who enjoy women with KFC grease on their face, mmmmmmm.

I'm very glad that Heidi Montag didn't manage to swindle her way onto this list. I thought for sure she'd be on here since she did that nauseating spread for FHM a few months back, but luckily American men were not fooled by her worthlessness.

My latest non-lesbian crush Marion Cotillard made the list at a SHOCKING #99. For SHAMMME America. This bitch is gorgeous and should definitely be higher up than Hillary Duff, barf. FHM didn't even give her the courtesy of posting a picture so in honor of France and cleaning up the standards of America I give you Marion Cotillard: GORGEOUS! JK, here's the real deal: