Other's in the top 10 include Jessica Alba who I am SOOO over and was actually never under (shut it). I never saw the big deal with her. She's cute but nothing about her is striking to me. And besides she has genital Herpes, hotness automatically revoked.
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Another disappointment was the inclusion of Hayden Pantyhoseiere. To me, when guys think that she's hot, it's almost like pedophilia. She looks like a child. A cute child but not a GORGEOUS child even. Her face is mehh, kinda dumb. SORRY!
Hillary Duff managed to make it to #8 beating out both Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie. THIS makes me think, "wtf is wrong with these men?" Don't get me wrong, she's looking pretty cute these days with her new teeth but she still has that manish frame and she is NO Angelina. Let's get real here. Lindsay Lohan must be dying inside since she only made it to #41, losing even to Britney Spears at #31. Just goes to show you no matter how crazy or fat Britney gets Lindsay will never surpass her. Even Britney's secret lesbian side is more intriguing than Lindsay's. I love how they used this anorexic, side boob pic of Lindsay too. SUPER flattering.
Britney's moving up though apparently. She was at #54 last year so moving up 20 spots or so is a decent improvement I'd say. Must be a lot of guys who enjoy women with KFC grease on their face, mmmmmmm.
I'm very glad that Heidi Montag didn't manage to swindle her way onto this list. I thought for sure she'd be on here since she did that nauseating spread for FHM a few months back, but luckily American men were not fooled by her worthlessness.
My latest non-lesbian crush Marion Cotillard made the list at a SHOCKING #99. For SHAMMME America. This bitch is gorgeous and should definitely be higher up than Hillary Duff, barf. FHM didn't even give her the courtesy of posting a picture so in honor of France and cleaning up the standards of America I give you Marion Cotillard:
GORGEOUS! JK, here's the real deal: 
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for serious, megan fox has a white trash cat face.
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