Lauren is going on a little vacay to Italy--probably something through FIDM, otherwise the cameras would have followed her there. Lo and Audrina are pretending that they're going to become besties while she's gone to make her feel better. Lauren drives away and their faces drop.
Ok she's gone... get away from me.
Stephanie wants to come over and hang with Audrina. Audrina ist confoozed???
"Hey! It's Steph, can I come hang out??" "Uhh Lauren isn't here, what do you want?"
Steph comes over anyway and notices how Magda tan Audrina is. She laid out all weekend and drank strawberry mojitos, what a tough life.
What? I had nothing better to do.
Steph drops the bomb that Doug E Fresh asked her out. Audrina thinks it's a bad idea and suggests she wait untill Lauren gets back to get her permission first, but Steph thinks she's just gonna go for it.
I think I'm just gonna go for it, Lauren won't care right?
HEED MY WARNING STEPHANIE-Lauren no LIKEY.
Over at Bolt House Heidi is saying how she wants to take Spencer out for a NIGHT on the town. WOOOO Hooo! Partaayy!! She's bored of staying in all the time. Looks like SOMEONE is getting sick of changing a certain baby clear beard's diaper, ehh? ehh?
He's just like so INCREDIBLEY boring HAHAHA!
Audrina and Lo go for lunch. Lo lectures Audrina on dating Jobby, "at this age you need to make decisions for yourself." Well excussssse me!
I'm judgemental, get it?
Audrina tells Lo about Steph and Doug E Fresh possibly dating and Lo is SHOCKED, "with Doug? With Doug?" Audrina says how that's a big NO NO and questions why Steph would even want Lauren's sloppy seconds. Well maybe because theeeeeese leftovers happen to have a private jet and muscles, Hmmmmm?? Ever think about THAT Audrina?! Or Maybe they're truly meant to be... nah it's the jet.
Lo and Audrina go out clubbing at GOA and LOW and behold, MAYHEM--Heidi and Spencer walk in. Major DaRAMaaaaaaa! Spencer walks in front of Heidi and he looks miserable. Heidi wants to say hi to Audrina because she's sick of hanging with Spencer, obvs. Heidi comes over to say hi.
OMG, look who just walked in and OMG they're coming OVER! EWW GROSS!
Audrina and Heidi REMINISCE! GOODTIMES!
OMG Remember when we were friends? I LOVED that!
Lo is SO uncomfortable.
Umm, wtf?
Audrina IMMEDIATELY starts spilling the gossip about DougE and Steph. Heidi thinks it's NUTSO because Lauren was SO in love with him in highschool. God forbid Lauren grows up and gets over it and lets douchey Doug have a life. Know what I'm saying? Heidi then invites Audrina to a Bolt House party the next night and they make a DATE! Audrina you cave so easily, fo shammmmme!
The next day at Heidi and Spencer's, Steph walks in and she wants attention. She wants to know if Spencer knows about her and Doug E. Spencer tells her that LC is gonna FREAK out but Steph rationalizes it by saying she'll just tell her that they're just friends, i.e. she will lie. Spencer tells her she should be worried that she's gonna get the axe for this.
It's no big deal right? She won't find out if I lie to her face right?
You're gonna diiiieeee ha ha ha!
Hmmph :(
P.S. Anybody seen Holly?
Jobby and Audrina walk into the Bolt House (skater?) party. Heidi is dressed in her best rocker girl ensemble and jobby looks like EazyE circa '94.
Audrina asks Heidi what's going on with Steph and Heidi says she knows nothing. She's worried because she doesn't know DougE very well. Heidi wants to know if LC trusts Steph, implying that she shouldn't. Heidi starts praising Jesus for not having to be involved in Lauren's drama anymore and Audrina tells her she's lucky. Righhhtttt Heidi, you're DYING To be a part of that drama. Get real. And as for YOU Audrina, you could be disposed of VERY easily. Better watch yourself.
"Ugh you're SOO lucky you don't have to deal with Lauren's crap anymore." "I know right? Hanging out with clear beard is WAY more fun anyway."
Steph goes out with Doug E. She asks Doug about his friendship with Brody. Doug tells her how they're dudes. She makes a face because she has her differences with Brody. They both ask if the other told Brody and Lauren about going out and they say no. OH but luck would have it, Brody's mom is at the restaurant. She is FULL of botox and sweeties. BUSTED!
Holllllyy sh**, don't make eye contact. Get your hand off my boob.
Audrina is FREAKING out with Lauren in Italy. She's had "Bonding Time" with Lo, she befriended Heidi, and female Spencer went on a date with Lauren's highschool sweetheart. THE WORLD IS FALLING APART!
Everyone seems to think Step should find her own guy but I say who cares? If they like each other and Lauren didn't want him, let her fly that Jet!
Lauren returns EARLY from ITALY! She had seen all Italy had to offer...right. She also compares it to a construction sight. Wich I do kind of get.
I'm BAAACCCCKKKK! What'd I miss?
They tell her about going to GOA and Audrina hanging with Heidi. What's worse Audrina going out with Heidi and Spencer or Steph dating Doug E? It seems like LC was more annoyed by Audrina and I would be too. Talk about betrayal.
Soooo Audrina went behind your back and once again befriended your mortal enemy. Oh and Steph is dating Doug.
Oh realllllllly.
Lauren and Brody meet up to dish on ALL that happened while she was away. Brody wants to say "I told you so" to Lauren about Steph because he loves making Lauren's life miserable I guess. Brody's mom obvs told him about running into Steph and Doug on their date and now Lauren is actually pissed off. Brody's going ON and On about what a horrible person Steph is for doing this to her and Lauren makes a good point, "Don't you think that's messed up of Doug too?"
Brody's answer: "Guys will be guys, but she's suppossed to be one of your best friends." Umm Lauren only met Steph a few months ago but she's known Doug E since highschool. Double standard much?
Told ya so, told ya so! Na na na na poo poo!
Why must you rub it in while using the fake phone hand gesture. It's REALLY lame.
NEXT WEEK: Heidi's mom comes to visit! Spencer's head explodes.
2 comments:
This was absolutely hilarious!
He does resemble Eazy! Hahahha Love the recap!
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